Humor Monologue delivered at Toastmasters meeting – January 8, 2014

Read the set-up below and then read the humor monologue.

THE SET-UP (What was said and what happened during the meeting before the monologue was delivered)

1. Nicole was the only lady who attended the meeting.

2. Chris’ Table topic was about New Year. He started his speech by saying 10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..Happy New Year.

3. Nicole, during her speech asked all of us to keep our eyes shut and think of one powerful woman.

4. Ko said that New Year resolution never works.

5. Pierre quoted “Be an entrepreneur. Be here to win. But don’t be over confident.”

6. Floris gave a speech about agile development. He set an auto call on his mobile. And when the mobile rang, he picked that up and said “Oh, you want a website for your company?” That gave a good opening to his speech.

7. Floris asked the question, “What’s the purpose of Toastmasters?”

8. I gave a speech as well. My speech evaluator said that few lines were off timing.

The Humor Monologue
1. 10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..0..-1..-2..-3.

2. Don’t get confused. I’m trying to improve my timing.

3. First of all, hello LADY and gentlemen.

4. The purpose of Toastmasters is to make you bring into a room… full of men.

5. We learnt today – “Be an entrepreneur. Be here to win. But don’t have New Year resolutions.”

6. Ok. New Year resolution never works. Then what works? Fireworks.

7. In our meetings, we should make sure not to disturb others. (Looking at Floris, said this line). Floris, next time, switch off your mobile phone.

8. Nicole told all us men to keep our eyes shut and think of powerful woman. But what I would like to tell women is to think of anything, but keep their mouth shut.

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