Of course, everyone in this world hates his/her manager. So, this post is for all of you. Enjoy the jokes.
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Because changing a light bulb is technical work.
Managers are God. Yes. Managers are God.
Like, you do all the hard work and God gets the credit.
Managers wouldn’t understand my jokes on them. Why?
Because my jokes are not in MS Excel format.
Q: What do you call a manager who listens to your problems?
A: Manager at gunpoint.
There is a saying that the Germans have no sense of humor.
No wonder “Manager” anagrams to “A German”.
Manager’s shirt size: XL.
Give a manager a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a manager to fish and… he’ll say fishing is his subordinates’ task.
Work-from-home every day keeps the manager away.
My work is to write jokes on Facebook. Haven’t done any work for 24 hrs. I am already starting to feel like a manager.
For 6 hrs, I watched few movies.
For 6 hrs, person in the next seat kept watching flight path map, distance travelled, distance to go, and whether on schedule or not etc.
I think he is a manager.